Rush Limbaugh's apology to Sandra Fluke explained

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 For over 20 years, I have illustrated the absurd with absurdity yelled and screamed at the liberals.three hours a day, five days a week. In this instance, I chose the wrong words in my analogy of the situation in the eyes of my sponsors. I did not mean a personal attack on Ms. Fluke. I just did not get away with it.

I think it is absolutely absurd that during these very serious political times, we are discussing personal sexual recreational activities  we in the Right Wing Media are manufacturing another divisive and diversionary controversy to lay before members of Congress. I personally do not agree that American citizens  women should pay for these social activities have access to family planning and effective healthcare. What happened to personal responsibility and accountability?  This is clearly all Sandra Fluke's fault. Where do we draw the line? If this is accepted as the norm, what will follow? Will we be debating if taxpayers should pay for new sneakers for all students that are interested in running to keep fit?  I bring up a strawman argument to justify my bigotry, In my monologue, I posited that it is not our business whatsoever to know what is going on in anyone's bedroom (unless it's a homosexual's bedroom) nor do I think it is a topic that should reach a Presidential level. Even if the President is an illegitimate Muslim Socialist

 

My choice of words was not the best, and in the attempt to be humorous insult and demean a woman I did not know, I created a national stir. I sincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke my sponsors for the insulting word choices."